ayy i'm fallow, thanks for stopping by!
i'm a simple storyteller lookin for a place to put my random thoughts. (and art, occasionally!)
nice ta see ya traveller, hope you enjoy your stay!
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Podcast-[by suns and stars]
*clears throat, attempts to speak in cursive text before remembering thats not a thing yet*
all of ur comfort characters are invited to a party. what happens
For me, it's canon and it's called Super Smash Bros.
(Except for a select few, but hey.)
We should appreciate rainbows more. They sound like a fictional creation you would see in books or shows, but they actually exist. A rainbow is just a part of nature and science.
It's a rare phenomenon, but to look up into the sky and see all the colors arcing across the cloudy sky as sunlight breaks through... it's a marvellous sight.
Reading a long book in a few days and then coming back to face reality after after it ends is probably the closest we can experience to a time-traveller who has just returned from a journey that lasted for years back to his time where everything looks like they've just left.
knowyourmeme is blocked in my country.
russians are not allowed to know their memes
[shrug emoticon that gets messed up because it has two _ symbols in it]
this 'memes are illegal in russia' phrase that i kept seeing on tumblr in all seriousness is true after all...
only foreign memes are illegal, they're trying to stimulate Russian Meme Economy
you're only allowed to look at cats and мышь(кродеться)
Tell me to fight someone bear handed? No way, lose immediately. But give me any sort of object that could possibly be used as a weapon? Let em' at me.
im pretty sure having bears for hands gives you immediate advantage
i'm looking back at my warlock dnd character sheet and i'm dying
the pact of the tome only gives you three extra cantrips
your patron either gives you a giant ass book for only three cantrips or hands you a little fucking brochure
i was writing an email to my journalism teacher and wrote the subject of the email as "idiotic talks" without realizing. d/mn these muscle reflexes
hdhfdjkgff imagine just get email from student say "idiotic talks" and be like "are they calling me idiot is this an insult to my lecturing abilties???"
You know when you get into a really good mood? Arm flapping excitable stimming? Fellow autistic ppl you understand what I’m sayin right? :D
I'm still feelin it mr krabs *does a happy dance*
yes yes yes and bounce on toes and flap and bounce
it is sleepy time it is time for the sleep. you grab head you put pillow
this is true. this is true
Listen, pal, cursing ain't easy. It's gonna cost you if you want me to curse you and your entire bloodline. I'm talking at least twenty dollars for a good curse. Maybe ten if you don't care about quality.
see i thought you were trying to tell me i coudlnt say fuck
Curse of can't curse: only twenty dollars for every swear to be censored with the most annoying beep possible! Ten dollars and a few "fucks" and "dammits!" might slip by.
the plot to The Good Place
someone: oh, you're a programmer? why?
other programmer: you see... in modern world, the machine is the future. and i am the one making it. think about it! this profession is both technical and creative. i self-actualize through my code. im working magic none of you can undestand
@fallow sorry for turning you into a meme hope you don't mind
ya ever just come up with random little lyrics and they get stuck in your brain?
anyway I'm si ging in the rain, there's a spider in my brain ~
my sister does that alll the time she'll run around singing alternate versions of various songs and jus kinda morphing them into weird usually potato-themed variants of their original lyrics
sometimes i join her its a hoot