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fallow reblogged mcatnip
babushka -

knowyourmeme is blocked in my country.

Im.


mcatnip -

russians are not allowed to know their memes

[shrug emoticon that gets messed up because it has two _ symbols in it]


babushka -

this 'memes are illegal in russia' phrase that i kept seeing on tumblr in all seriousness is true after all...


mcatnip -

only foreign memes are illegal, they're trying to stimulate Russian Meme Economy

you're only allowed to look at cats and мышь(кродеться)


fallow reblogged beefox
beefox -

bee gonna wash dishes! *grabs rake*


fallow reblogged chicory

ok damn inspirobot


fallow -

its just giving a friendly reminder, wouldnt want humans to get too complacent


fallow reblogged beefox
beefox -

*casual relate more with dog taught use button board speak then speaking people*


fallow reblogged synthesystem
synthesystem -

Country roads,

take me home,

to the place,

I belong-

DEPTHS OF HEEEEELLLL-


fallow reblogged babushka
synthesystem -

Tell me to fight someone bear handed? No way, lose immediately. But give me any sort of object that could possibly be used as a weapon? Let em' at me.


babushka -

im pretty sure having bears for hands gives you immediate advantage


fallow reblogged chicory
lina -

fallow -

[id: an image captioned "Ancient Greeks loading their Dishwasher". it appears to be a photo of a diorama with two greek statues, one leaning on a fridge and the other is that one with the person throwing the disc. There is an open dishwasher full of broken plates and more pieces of plates smashed into the wall and on the floor. This is perfectly fine. end id.]


fallow reblogged autiestella
supermario -

Listen, pal, cursing ain't easy. It's gonna cost you if you want me to curse you and your entire bloodline. I'm talking at least twenty dollars for a good curse. Maybe ten if you don't care about quality.


fallow -

see i thought you were trying to tell me i coudlnt say fuck


supermario -

Curse of can't curse: only twenty dollars for every swear to be censored with the most annoying beep possible! Ten dollars and a few "fucks" and "dammits!" might slip by.


beefox -

the plot to The Good Place


autiestella -

wonder what abt signed cuss, & other non-speak cuss/rude gesture? just big visible censor bar?


fallow -

ten dollars gets pixellate hand, have to pay full 20 for censor bar (be warned people will not like u if u do censor bar tho, its the same from every angle so it confuse brain)


supermario -

Listen, pal, cursing ain't easy. It's gonna cost you if you want me to curse you and your entire bloodline. I'm talking at least twenty dollars for a good curse. Maybe ten if you don't care about quality.


fallow -

see i thought you were trying to tell me i coudlnt say fuck


supermario -

Curse of can't curse: only twenty dollars for every swear to be censored with the most annoying beep possible! Ten dollars and a few "fucks" and "dammits!" might slip by.


beefox -

the plot to The Good Place


waterfall on its birthday


fallow -

[id: screenshot of waterfall image post button, but it's been squished so the text says "Im age". end id.]


fallow reblogged babushka
babushka -

someone: oh, you're a programmer? why?

other programmer: you see... in modern world, the machine is the future. and i am the one making it. think about it! this profession is both technical and creative. i self-actualize through my code. im working magic none of you can undestand

me:

@fallow sorry for turning you into a meme hope you don't mind


fallow -

im honored


fallow reblogged chicory
chicory -

hat that says "my eyes are up here (the human form is an illusion)"


m'leggy

[id: unfinished digital doodle of fallow's character mal. the drawing so far depicts their head, torso, and a single thin leg. mal has a shaved head and is wearing round sunglasses. they have an indecipherable expression. everything else about them is drawn very simply. end id.]


fallow reblogged supermario
supermario -

Mathematicians after seeing a fully written out sentence: Absolutely disgusting. *creates arcane symbols*


fallow reblogged chicory
babushka -

i completely forgot drama is a genre. google suggested me "japanese college drama" and i was like. wtf happened. did one japanede college call another japanese college out and get cancelled. how is it even possible


fallow reblogged supermario

Me and the captain of the pillager patrol having a staring competition


fallow -

mood im always just like ??? cuz they already got their crossbows charged and theyre just. staredown

also one time i threw snowballs at a patrol from on top of a mountain a few chunks away and they immediately homed in on my location and climbed up to assassinate me i was like wtf


supermario -

Pillager: Cap'n, I think there's a player on that mountain, should we check it out?

Captain: Nah, just leave 'em alone. There ain't no sense in starting anything.

Player: *manages to throw a snowball directly into the captain's face from atop the peaks*

Captain: *already loading their crossbow* That fucking tears it.


minecraft wedding went pretty great id say

[id: minecraft screenshot. @inara, a player with light blue skin, pale purple hair, a white skirt/top and gold armbands, shifts next to abby, a player with pale skin and brown hair wearing a tuxedo with a flower on the lapel. Abby is also shifting. They're standing under a wedding arch surrounded by flowers and fallen snow. fallow, a player who looks like a blue slime creature with goggles on aer head, lurks in the background. end id.]


fallow reblogged supermario

Okay, Minecraft Wiki.


[Pic ID: A screenshot of part of the article for obsidian from the Minecraft Wiki. The text reads, "Destroying an obsidian block without a pickaxe, while underwater, without standing on solid ground, while under Mining Fatigue 3 from an Elder Guardian takes 50 times 5 times 5 times 5 times 370, or 2,312,500 seconds, or 26 days, 18 hours, 21 minutes, and 40 seconds. The derivation is from hardness times 5 (from not using a tool that can harvest the obsidian block) times 5 (from being underwater) times 5 (from not standing on solid ground) times 370 (from mining fatigue)." End ID.]


fallow -

now has anyone tested it is the question...


fallow reblogged fallow
fallow -

aquí está.........el imagen más significativo del mundo........


[descripción- una captura de pantalla del dibujo animado Villanos que muestra Dr. Flug en un pose de concideración. Los subtitulos se dicen "[Música] rich ricci". termina descripción.]


fallow -

@autiestella said: not sure how caption translate .. but make stella think of "rikki riki", glanni glaepur/robbie rotten's disguise from 2nd lazytown stage play >:o

thats the thing it doesnt translate it means nothing as far as im aware,, i mean "música" means music but rich ricci? nothing, nada, its just. i have no idea how it got there or why which i think make it infinitely funnier for me

i look what you say up and


[id: photo of person wearing pink coat with fluffy collar]

is this disguise?

is very nice coat fjdkslgjfh


fallow reblogged babushka
transzoemurphy -

dont know what art fight is but am assuming it's when artists make art and then get swords and fight eachother to the death. u cannot convince me otherwise


star-rice -

It is, we just take "the pen is mightier than the sword" way to seriously. Otherwise, that's exactly what's happening.


transzoemurphy -

good, keep it up. i will not rest until i know who the victor of these battles is


star-rice -

Hope you didn't plan on sleeping for like, a whole month then.


transzoemurphy -

Ok Maybe I Will Sleep A Little Bit. but only a little. armed with the power of soda and the internet i'll be able to eagerly await the announcement of the winner of the war


star-rice -

bloody and bruised, I will personally ping you when the winner is announced lol


fallow -

six days in, we may be losing the fight but we are not losing hope


fallow reblogged kanaya-maryam
kanaya-maryam -

at some point some kind of little protomarsupial tried to go eat some delicious fruit and was bullied and, filled with the greatest possible case of sour grapes, decided it was going to instead only eat the poison-filled leaves of a tree that explodes sometimes

millions of years later their distant offspring now comfortably fills the ecological niche of being total fuckheads

*closes book titled the history of koalas*


fallow reblogged mcatnip
mcatnip -

worldbuilding be like e


mcatnip -

i accidentally hit post and yknow what? it's better this way


fallow -

valid and also i feel compelled to contribute this tangentially relevant thing i said the other day

[id: a screenshot from the chat program discord. it shows a series of messages with the icon/name cropped out. the messages read,

"new set of genders
lets just classify everything based on that now
make an entire language that has a suffix for thinsg
based on whether they believe in free will or fate
lets just
apply that to chairs now shall we
does this chair believe in free will
arguably that could lead to a classification of animate vs inanimate things but then there's the question of viruses
really any talent i have comes from taking the logical extension of ideas to the point where they no longer make sense and restructuring things around them in the industry we call it worldbuilding
i call it a good pastime during lectures"

another user has reacted to "[...] in the industry we call it worldbuilding" with an emoji that says "ok boomer". end id.]


mcatnip -

gendered bread...


fallow -

[illuminati noises]


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