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fallow reblogged fallow
fallow -

bad idea: edible dice


fallow -

i see the crowd thinks otherwise

you all make valid points but. consider:

trying to play game with friends and they keep eating the dice

(alternately an upside is you can be the friends eating the dice not the person trying to stop them but thtas not where i pictured myself tbh)


fallow -

@autiestella commented:
easy easy! keep normal dice on hand, allow edible ones for stimmy :3

fair, fair
just careful when oops *mix up dice*


fallow reblogged fallow
fallow -

bad idea: edible dice


fallow -

i see the crowd thinks otherwise

you all make valid points but. consider:

trying to play game with friends and they keep eating the dice

(alternately an upside is you can be the friends eating the dice not the person trying to stop them but thtas not where i pictured myself tbh)


fallow reblogged chicory

ok damn inspirobot


fallow -

its just giving a friendly reminder, wouldnt want humans to get too complacent


just got back and the hell is a gribble-


idioticsilverware -

i was writing an email to my journalism teacher and wrote the subject of the email as "idiotic talks" without realizing. d/mn these muscle reflexes


fallow -

hdhfdjkgff imagine just get email from student say "idiotic talks" and be like "are they calling me idiot is this an insult to my lecturing abilties???"


hey so my dad got an infrared gadget and i discovered my feet leave cold prints on the floor so thats something


fallow reblogged autiestella
supermario -

Listen, pal, cursing ain't easy. It's gonna cost you if you want me to curse you and your entire bloodline. I'm talking at least twenty dollars for a good curse. Maybe ten if you don't care about quality.


fallow -

see i thought you were trying to tell me i coudlnt say fuck


supermario -

Curse of can't curse: only twenty dollars for every swear to be censored with the most annoying beep possible! Ten dollars and a few "fucks" and "dammits!" might slip by.


beefox -

the plot to The Good Place


autiestella -

wonder what abt signed cuss, & other non-speak cuss/rude gesture? just big visible censor bar?


fallow -

ten dollars gets pixellate hand, have to pay full 20 for censor bar (be warned people will not like u if u do censor bar tho, its the same from every angle so it confuse brain)


nice.png

[id: screenshot of waterfall interface. it says "Followers: 69". end id.]


fallow reblogged babushka

babushka -

@fallow asdfghjkl WHAT


fallow -

yeah i just saw this

[id: screenshot of a post by babushka which is blank except for the text "privacy badger has replaced this spotify player widget" and below it a rectangle with a badger head that says "allow once".]

and my brain went thats it thats the post


m'leggy

[id: unfinished digital doodle of fallow's character mal. the drawing so far depicts their head, torso, and a single thin leg. mal has a shaved head and is wearing round sunglasses. they have an indecipherable expression. everything else about them is drawn very simply. end id.]


fallow reblogged mcatnip
babushka -

english: so how do you call the priest?

russian: поп

english: oh, the pope?

russian: no

english: well, how do you call the pope?

russian: dad


fallow -

spanish: it is a fine line between pope, dad, and potatoes and i will walk that line without fear


fallow reblogged supermario
supermario -

Listen, pal, cursing ain't easy. It's gonna cost you if you want me to curse you and your entire bloodline. I'm talking at least twenty dollars for a good curse. Maybe ten if you don't care about quality.


fallow -

see i thought you were trying to tell me i coudlnt say fuck


fallow reblogged supermario
supermario -

If Minecraft gets a cave update, I would think they'd update strongholds. They're underground structures that haven't really been changed in a major way since they were introduced, as far as I'm aware.


fallow -

please dont add more silverfish


nearly made me spit out my müsli

[id: cropped screenshot of the messaging app Telegram. it shows a notification that says "Bernie Sanders joined Telegram". Bernie Sanders has no icon and as such simply shows as an orange circle with the letters "BS". end id.]


fallow reblogged fallow
fallow -

finally admitted to myself that i was hungry, decided not to eat tomorrow's lunch, spent a solid chunk of time trying to climb the front of the fridge to reach the brownie brittle, eventually remembered that tools are a thing and grabbed a stirring spoon to pull it down, spent another chunk of time trying to open said brownie brittle as the cats watched with fascination, came to the conclusion that resealable bags are pointless if i cant unseal them in the first place and just cut it open with scissors, explained all this to dad as he concernedly looked on because it is midnight and i have just spent half an hour in hand to hand combat with the kitchen


fallow -

after writing this post i went back to my room and eventually fell asleep on the floor sandwitched between two blankets, one of them weighted. seems about right


finally admitted to myself that i was hungry, decided not to eat tomorrow's lunch, spent a solid chunk of time trying to climb the front of the fridge to reach the brownie brittle, eventually remembered that tools are a thing and grabbed a stirring spoon to pull it down, spent another chunk of time trying to open said brownie brittle as the cats watched with fascination, came to the conclusion that resealable bags are pointless if i cant unseal them in the first place and just cut it open with scissors, explained all this to dad as he concernedly looked on because it is midnight and i have just spent half an hour in hand to hand combat with the kitchen


p sure 8-bit minecraft is the definition of blursed

its so cute but so unnerving and makes me question the scale cosntantly-


was just thinking about how pink panther apparently has socks under his fur and came to the realization that all this time hes just been some guy in a fursuit


fallow reblogged babushka
farraigeart -

HOOO boy after DAYS of trying to kill this mother fucker in monster hunter my party and i FINALLY BEAT IT LIKE TWO HOURS AGO

god right at the end i was, for the first time in literal MONTHS, disconnected from my party bc my internet said fuck off actually- and so i had to solo the mother fucker on my own for the last of it (and this bastard will KNOCK U OUT if u don't kill him first in time, a first for the game)

and my GOD was that tense. but i was able to kill him and so was my party!! i had a bottle of ramune saved and u can bet i popped that open and drank a toast to our victory


fallow -

misread that first bit as monster fucker, 10/10 would recommend reading whole post that way


babushka -

oh my lord i misread it in exactly the same way


luna-megalopolis -

monster fucker in mother hunter, I guess.


fallow reblogged farraigeart
farraigeart -

HOOO boy after DAYS of trying to kill this mother fucker in monster hunter my party and i FINALLY BEAT IT LIKE TWO HOURS AGO

god right at the end i was, for the first time in literal MONTHS, disconnected from my party bc my internet said fuck off actually- and so i had to solo the mother fucker on my own for the last of it (and this bastard will KNOCK U OUT if u don't kill him first in time, a first for the game)

and my GOD was that tense. but i was able to kill him and so was my party!! i had a bottle of ramune saved and u can bet i popped that open and drank a toast to our victory


fallow -

misread that first bit as monster fucker, 10/10 would recommend reading whole post that way


quarantine day 125(?) - 5:43 am

its been two days and im still laughing over compilations of flug saying jefecito. they keep replaying in my head i went to bed laughing and woke up laughing i spent most of yesterday downloading minecraft texture packs and thinking about how i should really work on my comic or do chores but no this is my life now i guess


fallow reblogged princeofdoom
princeofdoom -

Hypothetically, what is the morality of taking money from someone you know is awful, intending to give them the item they purchased, but putting a minor curse on them thru the item in question to cause them issues until they stop doing the fucked up shit they have been? Does it make it better if you turn around and give the money to someone who needs it and/or one of their victims?


fallow -

hahahaha what


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