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Posts tagged inara:

minecraft wedding went pretty great id say

[id: minecraft screenshot. @inara, a player with light blue skin, pale purple hair, a white skirt/top and gold armbands, shifts next to abby, a player with pale skin and brown hair wearing a tuxedo with a flower on the lapel. Abby is also shifting. They're standing under a wedding arch surrounded by flowers and fallen snow. fallow, a player who looks like a blue slime creature with goggles on aer head, lurks in the background. end id.]


fallow reblogged inara

inara -

Soooooo this is my first finnished animation uwu

Yeet

Two time

*Clap clap*

Tis Skephalo :p


fallow -

aw is really cute! (also sad ;; ) props to you for animating so much =0 u been at it a lot lately!


@inara finally has a sona so ofc i draw


[id: traditional watercolor drawing of inara/chaotic. She's a person(ish) with red hair, blue eyes, and light freckled skin, except on one side of her face where her skin is bright indigo and her eye is all black with a white pupil. Her ears are long like an elf's and she's wearing a blue strapless top, purple leggings, and a thin transparent-purplish garment that hangs from her shoulders. Additionally a broken halo floats above her head. She's bunched up in a strange position--she's sitting, with one of her legs sideways resting atop the other leg's knee, and her arm resting on the sideways-leg's ankle as she holds her chin up with the back of her hand in a sassy manner. Her other arm is rested on an invisible object. She side-eyes something to her left and smirks with two cartoon sparkles floating next to her head. end id.]


fallow reblogged inara

speaking of national anthem post

do this happen in american stores every time make purchase?


inara -

As an American, I can confirm this happens every time.

Really sucks when you're in a rush.


fallow -

u have to sit through the whole thing or theyll sue u, its in the 27th amendment


fallow reblogged inara

So, fallow almost killed me one time

inara -

So idk if any of you know, but fallow is my older sibling. When we were little, we slept in a bunk bed. Fallow had top bunk, I had bottom. At night we talked through one of those plastic tubes that you can buy at toy stores that make a woooeeowweeow noise when you flail them around. One night I said I was hungry, and asked fallow if they had any food. This smartass replies with "well, I mean everything is be edible if you try hard enough." And my six year old dum dum brain decided that they must have stale bread crust or smth.

It was NOT bread crust

This bitch tells me to put my mouth up to the tube, which I do, then slides a FUCKING marble down.

Good I had my mouth closed.

It only chipped my tooth.

So ya, that's a story.

:)


fallow reblogged babushka
babushka -

Americans use the Soviet Anthem in memes much more often than their own anthem. The only thing I know about American anthem from athens is that it's allegedly starts with "oh, say, can you see?" To all the blind Americans - hang in there.


fallow -

inara said "my [something]" and i corrected "our [something]" and i was expecting her to call me communist then she suddenly starts singing some song that i dont know and im like "is that the-" and shes like "yes yes it is"


fallow -

if we're getting serious for a moment the usa's national anthem is about war =(

when i read about norway's national anthem being about how cool nature is where they live i was like "dang...who knew one could be jealous of an anthem" its just. it feels like anthems say something big about the countries' values and i'm not a fan of glory in war being one of those values, nature is much better

i never memorized the usa's anthem bc i went to a private school where we didn't have to do that type of thing, never had a daily pledge of alleigance until high school (man was that disorienting when everyone in unison stood up and faced the same direction and talked in sync with the voice on the intercom [kinda droning too, just reciting the words without thinking or meaning] it was a real wtf moment for me, i didnt know public schools did it every day or with that level of normalcy)

the first few times i stood too because i was caught off guard/didn't want to get in trouble but all the times since then i've sat or knelt. one time i was even standing to get a paper from across the room and the pledge came on and i just plopped down in the middle of the floor where i was. at camp they did the pledge too and they had a small team of campers (it was a rotating job) carry out the flag each day and go through a sort of ritual to raise it. my counselor who knows my view on this sort of thing allowed me to just read the attendance part of the script and then pass it off to inara for the flag stuff. every pledge they did at camp I ended up kneeling since the counselors didn't like it when I just remained sitting and the gravel hurt on my knee but I wasn't gonna stand because that's not what I believe in and I don't think we should be bragging about our country having "freedom and justice for all" until it's actually true.

i read somewhere that kneeling is better than sitting because it represents showing respect for war veterans. so maybe next time i'll fully switch to kneeling instead of sitting.

as a fun comparison, here's what I can remember of the anthem:

"Oh say can you see
by the dawn's early light
what so proudly we hail
at the twilight's last gleaming
whose red stripes and bright stars
through the perilous something
something something something
something something something something

and the rockets' red glare
the bombs bursting in air
gave proof through the night
that our flag was still there

oh say does that star-spangled
banner we hail
something something something something
and the home of the brave"

versus here's the actual copied+pasted lyrics from the internet:

"O say can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming,
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there;
O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?"

[from wikipedia]

then it goes on for another three stanzas talking about war...i didn't know it was that long honestly, but i read it and i'm slightly taken aback. i mean it's not out of character, and i do think it's good poetry from a literary standpoint, but..."their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution"? really? as a national anthem??? now thats just threatening!! (not to mention the two lines following that which are even more threatening and apparently a civil rights organization recently called for the anthem to be replaced which I didn't know about either so thats interesting)

if any of yall have questions about what it's like here for me (unless the internet is too swamped in that already ehe) feel free to ask, i am absolutely filled with stories and more than happy to share!! also if you wanna share something about your experiences where you live i'd be downright happy to listen!


stop -

Today I learned the US national anthem in fact does not start with "USA can you see"


fallow -

omg top 10 misheard lyrics


mcatnip -

i know the daily pledge of allegiance is a real thing in the usa, but it still feels like it's not

i can't believe kids really live like this


babushka -

okay, three things

1) "bombs" is NOT a good word to use in ANY anthem what the heck

2) apparently there's two soviet anthems, 40s and 70s version, 40s one is a little war-oriented, and 70s mentions communism more. and russian anthem is a joke 'cause we just took the same tune the soviet anthem had and re-wrote the lyrics completely to make it more abstract. but i would say its decent, lyrics-wise.

3) we don't have any pledges but our russian language teacher in 5-7 grade or so made us all cite the poem by A.Pushkin in unison while standing up at the end of each lesson. i moved after grade 7 so i don't know if this tradition stayed. felt surreal

aaand i just remembered боже царя храни existed


fallow -

@mcatnip yepp
i know some folks who only stand bc they're afraid they'll get in trouble/lectured or something if they dont

hasnt happened to me, the most i've gotten is people assuming i don't notice what's happening instead of assuming i am making a deliberate choice (which is not. unreasonable as i dont notice most things) as well as weird looks but i get weird looks anyway i think that might be more a me thing than a not-standing thing sdfljkghf

have heard of some teachers who dislike it when you don't stand for the pledge though. one of my teachers said something thanking the class in general for standing for the pledge bc it showed virtue or something and i was just sitting there like "haha pasta"*

in response to the three things-

  1. wholeheartedly agree

  2. sldkfjgh thats really funny its just. *remixes national anthem* eh good enough

  3. oof yee i looked up боже царя храни and i see what ya mean-

*that doesnt mean anything in particular its just. @inara posted something that was just entirely the text "haha pasta" in the title and the body and the tags and then it became a thing, if ur confused the context i mean it in is something akin to "i dont know what to say to that so im just going to sit here and pretend nothing happened"


fallow reblogged stop
babushka -

Americans use the Soviet Anthem in memes much more often than their own anthem. The only thing I know about American anthem from athens is that it's allegedly starts with "oh, say, can you see?" To all the blind Americans - hang in there.


fallow -

inara said "my [something]" and i corrected "our [something]" and i was expecting her to call me communist then she suddenly starts singing some song that i dont know and im like "is that the-" and shes like "yes yes it is"


fallow -

if we're getting serious for a moment the usa's national anthem is about war =(

when i read about norway's national anthem being about how cool nature is where they live i was like "dang...who knew one could be jealous of an anthem" its just. it feels like anthems say something big about the countries' values and i'm not a fan of glory in war being one of those values, nature is much better

i never memorized the usa's anthem bc i went to a private school where we didn't have to do that type of thing, never had a daily pledge of alleigance until high school (man was that disorienting when everyone in unison stood up and faced the same direction and talked in sync with the voice on the intercom [kinda droning too, just reciting the words without thinking or meaning] it was a real wtf moment for me, i didnt know public schools did it every day or with that level of normalcy)

the first few times i stood too because i was caught off guard/didn't want to get in trouble but all the times since then i've sat or knelt. one time i was even standing to get a paper from across the room and the pledge came on and i just plopped down in the middle of the floor where i was. at camp they did the pledge too and they had a small team of campers (it was a rotating job) carry out the flag each day and go through a sort of ritual to raise it. my counselor who knows my view on this sort of thing allowed me to just read the attendance part of the script and then pass it off to inara for the flag stuff. every pledge they did at camp I ended up kneeling since the counselors didn't like it when I just remained sitting and the gravel hurt on my knee but I wasn't gonna stand because that's not what I believe in and I don't think we should be bragging about our country having "freedom and justice for all" until it's actually true.

i read somewhere that kneeling is better than sitting because it represents showing respect for war veterans. so maybe next time i'll fully switch to kneeling instead of sitting.

as a fun comparison, here's what I can remember of the anthem:

"Oh say can you see
by the dawn's early light
what so proudly we hail
at the twilight's last gleaming
whose red stripes and bright stars
through the perilous something
something something something
something something something something

and the rockets' red glare
the bombs bursting in air
gave proof through the night
that our flag was still there

oh say does that star-spangled
banner we hail
something something something something
and the home of the brave"

versus here's the actual copied+pasted lyrics from the internet:

"O say can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming,
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there;
O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?"

[from wikipedia]

then it goes on for another three stanzas talking about war...i didn't know it was that long honestly, but i read it and i'm slightly taken aback. i mean it's not out of character, and i do think it's good poetry from a literary standpoint, but..."their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution"? really? as a national anthem??? now thats just threatening!! (not to mention the two lines following that which are even more threatening and apparently a civil rights organization recently called for the anthem to be replaced which I didn't know about either so thats interesting)

if any of yall have questions about what it's like here for me (unless the internet is too swamped in that already ehe) feel free to ask, i am absolutely filled with stories and more than happy to share!! also if you wanna share something about your experiences where you live i'd be downright happy to listen!


stop -

Today I learned the US national anthem in fact does not start with "USA can you see"


fallow -

omg top 10 misheard lyrics


fallow reblogged babushka
babushka -

Americans use the Soviet Anthem in memes much more often than their own anthem. The only thing I know about American anthem from athens is that it's allegedly starts with "oh, say, can you see?" To all the blind Americans - hang in there.


fallow -

inara said "my [something]" and i corrected "our [something]" and i was expecting her to call me communist then she suddenly starts singing some song that i dont know and im like "is that the-" and shes like "yes yes it is"


ina: am i being too obvious

me: would i know?

ina: yES? you're around me like 24/7,,

me: aM I??

ina: well she knows and she doesnt even live here

me: i mean did you talk about it around her?

ina: no she just kinda knew-

me: i can only glean things from what people say, remember??

ina:

ina: OHHH YOURE AUTISTIC I FORGOT-

[cue both of us laughing for long time]


fallow reblogged inara
fallow asked:

bees.

inara -

Bitch


fallow -

@inara commented:
Hand over the bees

cant, already used them


fal&ina mine the craft

well, in this instance it's just her doing the minecrafting while I sit back and watch, but-

hello&welcome to one of potentially many minecraft videos by @inara and i! we're just two siblings who like messing around and making jokes. [interdimensional shenanigans ensue.]

Here we explore minecraft 20w14~, a snapshot released on april fools! it is incredibly epic and i highly recommend!!


[edit: since subtitles aren't possible on waterfall yet, ill just. ill just copy and paste the file contents here; not sure how well it'll work but hey it's better than nothin.]


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[inara] Okay so this is australia

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[inara] Is that a pillager?

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[fallow] wait

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[inara] There's bees, too?

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[inara] like, bruh.

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AustraliUH?

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[inara] Should I go to Florida, Frost?

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[inara] Wait, what's this big landmass...

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[inara] I'm gonna mine up through it...

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[inara, laughing] Frost...? This is what it looks like on top

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[inara squeaks in mirth]

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[inara] What is this, Frost??
[fallow] umm

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[inara] ouh
[fallow] yeah i dont fucking know

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[inara] wood.

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[inara] bees.

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[inara] ok f-frost but why is this so accurate

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[inara] haha just kidding-

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[typing]
[inara] Warp...[typing]...flo-ri-da.

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[fallow laughs] the clouds are pink in florida...
[inara] Seems more like Arizona to be honest.

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00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:04,960
[fallow] yeah...um
[inara] if we warp to arizona will it be Florida

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00:01:04,960 --> 00:01:06,920
[inara] Also look they're all black from the side

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00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:08,680
[fallow] Wait what-
[inara] ...what?

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00:01:09,020 --> 00:01:11,340
[fallow makes an extended crackly vocal noise to express confusion]

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[fallow] o--oh my god
[inara] It's kinda like russia

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[fallow] it's hovering up like right under the cloud layer, man

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[inara] Yeah!
Frost, this is desert russia.
[fallow] 'ut the hell...

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[inara giggles]

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[fallow] wAah-

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[inara] So anyway this is florida... [humming]

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[inara] Now let's warp to California-

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[inara] ...ok so the sky looks right,
[fallow] yeah

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[inara] oH-
...nevermind,

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[fallow] oh wait what

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[inara] yeah this isnt-
[inara] OH

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[both] What?!

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[inara] Oh it's just like-
[fallow] wait for it to load
[inara] what?

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[fallow] I bet it's the day/night cycle.

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[fallow] what's all the booooooones

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[inara] oh
[fallow] OH

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[inara] So I feel like this one's a little less accurate considering we live in California.

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[fallow] the beacons are Silicon Valley, *sniff*

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[fallow] the bones is ev'rything else
[inara] What's this-

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00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:07,140
[inara] What's the black blocks? Why are there so many starter chests?
[fallow, chuckling] because...

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[inara] ok well Frost if we warp to California on the server then at least we'll have infinite food
[fal] oh my god is that jail?

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00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:14,560
[fallow] that's jail.....
how will we have infinite food?

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[inara] Because there's chests everywhere.
[fallow] oH- nice...

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00:02:16,900 --> 00:02:19,540
[inara] And the starter chests have like apples and salmon and stuff

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so we can just be like MMH APPLES, see?

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[inara] Let's warp to Arizona and see if it's Florida.

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[fallow] mmhmm?

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[fallow] Florida would be the one to have like five thousand Withers in it tho...

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[ina] yeah. Ooh! This is nice

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[fallow laughs] Arizona...is above the cloud la-ayer...
[ina] Oh-

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[chest opens]

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[inara giggles] look at the end portal blocks...
[fallow] um... um (tm) there's a lake

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[inara] th-There's purple lakes.

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[inara] Oh look there's...shulkers?
[shulker makes bleh noise]

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[inara] This *is* Florida
[chuckling]

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00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:55,440
[inara] look, look, see these are antisocial people

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[inara] Wait Frost what's that?

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[inara] 'That a shipwreck?

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[inara] Frost, there's a shipwreck?
...in Florida

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00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:04,720
[inara] Actually that also makes sense.

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[inara] Ok I'm warping to alternate.

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[inara] WHEW, um. This is Alternate.
[constant muffled popping]

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[fallow] wait
[inara] Why's it sound like popcorn?

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[muffled popping continues]
[fallow, mumbling] what the fuck...

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[fallow] Ok turn your subtitles on, if you wouldn't mind
there's a lot of Ws...

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[inara] how do-how do I do my subtitles?
[fallow] Ok. *sniff* So...

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[inara] UwU.
[fallow] Options...*sniff* music and sound...subtitles...

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[fallow] then you just go back out.

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[muffled popping returns]

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[inara] Ok it's...doesn't look like it's anything.
[fallow] um...

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[inara] Hey-
[fallow] wait,
[ina makes an annoyed noise]

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[fallow] i-i wanna see, did it work?

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[fallow] is it...it's on........

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...yeah so apparently that's like, nothing, or something?

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[inara] Also, Frost?
[fallow] yeah?

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[inara] I feel like the common things we have here are floating letters--like, out of a lot of them--

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[fallow] uh-huh
[inara] the fossils, the ender ships,

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uh, the crazy colors and like, really fast day/night cycles, and starter chests.

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[inara] Oh also like glass pillars.

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[muffled popping continues]

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[inara] Frost look this one's topless heheh!

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[muffled popping continues]

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[inara] Oh.

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[inara] Um. I think I just took myself to the End.

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[silence]

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[guess what guess what it is it's Muffled Popping-]

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[inara] ...okay...

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[typing]
[inara] Frost I'm warping to fuckity fuck fuck.

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[muffled popping continues]

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[inara] Let's see what fuckity fuck fuck looks like!

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[inara sighs]

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[inara] Ah-
[fallow] there's a chest on top of a chest...
[ina] So Frost?

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[fallow] why's it lagging so bad
[ina] cuz there's so many chests and torches

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[fallow] what's under the ground?

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[inara] Well if we wanna live we can go to fuckity-fuck-fuck

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[inara] It's just bedrock.

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[inara] Oh. And leaves.

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Frost, there's like infinite tree,

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[breath]

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[inara] So the thing is should I send this to minecraft be like,

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"Look, this is what it looks like in fuckity-fuck-fuck..."

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[inara] Are you telling people that I went to fuckity-fuck-fuck...?
[fallow] no I'm talking about numbers...

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[inara] 'Cuz I did.

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[typing]

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[inara] There has to be at least one that they didn't put on the list, right?

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[inara] -an easter egg? [gasp] I'm gonna go to--oops, slash harmony...oops.

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[fallow] Ooh...
[inara] /warp harmony
[fallow] yeah... I bet... I hope it's rainbow.

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[inara] 𝅘𝅥 My little pony... 𝅘𝅥
[fallow] have you gone to sweden?

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[inara] no?
[fallow] you should go /warp sweden

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[inara] *sniff*
[fallow] cuz i bet that's a thing cuz minecraft's made in sweden

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[inara] Frost, I'm going to Harmony. Hopefully it'll be less laggy [laughs] than fuckity-fuck-fuck.

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[inara] Ooh! Frost, look at the sky in Harmony...

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[inara] ...that's pretty great...ooh...ooh!
[inara] Oh!

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[inara] Oh Frost, um

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[inara] It doesn't look to be rainbow, but...

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[inara] ...this is cool too?

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[illager noises]
[fallow laughs]

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[typing]

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[inara] I'm--and--I'm taking the year off, I'm warping to Mom.

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[inara] What's that?

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[fallow] black water, prob'ly

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[inara, whispering] are you sure?

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[inara, whispering] is it... a hole to nothing
[fallow] either that or black concrete

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[inara] Oh yeah, those are blocks
[fallow] yeah
[inara] That's black concrete.

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[inara] I was like "is it a hole to nothing??" [scared noise]

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[space bar tapping]

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[blocks breaking]

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[inara laughs]

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[inara] get it?

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[typing]

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[inara] Okay Frost I'm warping to Thicccness.

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Cuz I've already warped to Thicc. But I'm warping to Thicccness with three Cs look at that cyan sky, Frost...

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[inara] ...that skyan cy...

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[fallow] wait what did you warp to...?

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[inara] What *did* I warp to...

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[inara] WHEE

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[inara] Frost! Ooh look at Thicccness!

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[inara] What's this? Are those clouds?

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[snow breaks]

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[fallow] Whoa what the fu-

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[glass breaking]

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[inara] I like this though.
[glass breaking]

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[glass breaking]

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[inara] Very satisfying noises.
[glass breaking]

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[glass breaking]

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[inara] Lookit all these Js.

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[inara giggles]
[fallow snorts]

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[inara] w-w-what're those-Are those potted plants??

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[inara, laughing] those are dead potted plants...

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[inara] Why're they always potted trees...

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[fallow] ok try warping to Sweden next
[inara] Oh yeah-

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[typing]

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[inara] ok warping to Sweden

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[inara] ah. hm.

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[inara] ah. hm. yes. Sweden.

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[inara laughs grimly] Frost, is there something they're not telling us about Sweden?

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[inara] I warped-I-I warped onto that one.

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[fallow] that's like the human farm from infinity train tho
[inara] It is.......

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[inara] ok /warp...

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[inara] You know where I'm going next?

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[fallow] yeah
[inara] You do?

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[typing]
[fallow] yeah, your face

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[inara] no!

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[inara] 𝅘𝅥 IKEA 𝅘𝅥
[fallow] ohmygod-

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[inara inhales sharply]
[constant chest opening noises]

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[fallow] that's annoying as hell...
[constant chest opening noises]

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[fallow chuckles]
[constant chest opening noises]

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[inara] Ooh look at these rainbow lines on the ground. That's nice.
[constant chest opening noises]

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[constant chest opening noises]

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[inara] oh my god...
[constant chest opening noises]

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[constant chest opening noises]

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[fallow] literally why...
[inara] I wanna know what this is.
[constant chest opening noises]

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[fallow laughs] somebody help...
[constant chest opening noises]

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[inara] Is it just a-Oh...Hi...
[constant chest opening noises]

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[constant chest opening noises]

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[inara] Well it's not the chests...
[fallow] crying...
[constant chest opening noises]

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[constant chest opening noises]

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[inara] And look, subtitles aren't saying anything
[constant chest opening noises]

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[fallow laughs]
constant chest opening noises]

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[fallow] someone casted Ghost Noise...
[inara] There's just some like-
[constant chest opening noises]

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[inara] -partially-destroyed...end ship...fleet,
[fallow] oh my god....
[constant chest opening noises]

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[inara] and then all this...
[constant chest opening noises

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[constant chest opening noises]

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[inara] dodo
[constant chest opening noises]

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[inara] I'm warping to dodo because I do-doh

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[fallow shuffs in amusement]
[inara recreates a 'ba-dum-tshh' sound by knocking on the table]

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[inara] We should warp to a b c d e f g etc.

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[inara] that's 26 places to warp...

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[inara] Frost, what're these?

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[fallow] i...don't know.

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[grass breaking]

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[inara] I wish I could do tha
[fallow] wait they make grass noises?

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[grass breaking]

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[fallow] yeah i dunno they look like sand or something
[grass breaking]

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[fallow] i have no idea what's going on

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[inara] There's phantoms...

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[inara] Anyway don't warp here...on survival...

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[grass breaking]

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[inara] Why does it make that noise...

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[fallow] I don't know...

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[inara] What?

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[inara] Frost this one looks special

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[fallow hyperventilates]

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[fallow] what happens if you destroy all the blocks around it so you can look at it from all the side

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[inara] Do you have a mouse?
[fallow] what happens if you right-click on it

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[fallow] ...no?

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[fallow] Wait, what?
[inara] Oh. Wait-

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[fallow] Oh...I thought you replicated it or something I'm so confused

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[inara] What do you think it is?
[grass breaks]

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[fallow] If you try...huh...I don't...

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[fallow] Iiii literally don't know.
[phantom noise]

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[inara] Cuz...

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[inara] This looks like...

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[inara] Maybe there's a few more somewhere, but it's like...

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you know, one out of a thousand type thing.

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[fallow] uhuh.

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[inara] Is it wood?

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[fallow] try looking at the different types of
wood...in your inventory see if they turned color?

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[inara] um

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[fallow] now try looking up like warped and crimson and stuff

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[inara] ok the thing is--I'm going to--this looks stripped,

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maybe...or maybe it's just wood? no. Logs. I'm gonna place down all the logs and see what they look like.

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[inara] ok so: british log,

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[inara] huh

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[inara] Could it be stripped jungle or something?

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[inara] Spruce? Dark oak...?

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[inara] Frost, I don't get it!

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[fallow] oh, that looks like it!

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[inara] No it doesn't
[fallow] no?

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[inara] See? None of them look like it, they're
[fallow] Oh

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[inara] not the brightest

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[inara laughs] "They're not the brightest." They're not as bright, you know?

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[inara] Discovery: there's more!

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[inara] Oh! Oh! This stuff is also up here!

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[inara] Oh I have an idea

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[inara] oh... this is a bad idea

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[inara] Um-

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[inara] Can phantoms come through walls?

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[fallow] ...no

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[inara] Oh~

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[inara] huhah!

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[inara] Ooh!

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[inara] What's-it-called is, uh, purple on this.

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[inara, disbelieving] What?!

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[dramatic music clip plays] 𝅘𝅥 How could this happen to me? 𝅘𝅥

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𝅘𝅥 I've made my mistakes 𝅘𝅥

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𝅘𝅥 Got nowhere to run 𝅘𝅥

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𝅘𝅥 The night goes on as I'm fading away 𝅘𝅥

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𝅘𝅥 I'm sick of this life 𝅘𝅥

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𝅘𝅥 I just wanna scream_ 𝅘𝅥

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𝅘𝅥 How could this-

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[bone block breaks]

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[typing]

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[weird bone block noise]

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[intense clicking]

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[typing]

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[inara lets out a sorrowful sigh]

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[inara] wHAT...

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[inara] Frost?

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[inara] I just spawned in a world where they have pistons that are deployed, right?

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[mom, confused] Pistons?

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[inara] Pistons.

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[inara] Frost?

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[dishes clinking]
[mom] Frost is in the living room because
[inara] I th-

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[mom] Frost was trying to do something
[inara] I thought you were Frost- Yeah but-

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[mom] and couldn't...focus...
[inara, interrupting] There's pistons that're deployed

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[inara] but they don't have-
[mom] What do you mean?

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[inara] th-they're like blocks that go *unhf*

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[inara] and these are the things that go *unhf*, but there's no block, except there's flower pots.

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[mom] Oh that's funny...

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[mom, laughing] They're flower pots? [more laughing]

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[inara] See? With mushrooms in them.

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[mom] Oh my god, that's hilarious...
[inara] And. The-They're weird!

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[mom] Yeaaahh...
[inara] What?

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[inara] They're just. clouds-

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[mom, laughing] oh my go-[snort] that's funny...
[inara] -of them, and then

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[inara] there's also some rainbow purple ships (which are pretty nice)

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[mom] Rainbow purple what?
[ina] Parts of rainbow purple ships.

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[mom] Ships!

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[inara, singsong] Rainbow purple ships!
[mom laughs]

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[inara] And it looks like there's some land.

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[inara] I'm warping to hell!

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[inara] Oh! Hell's actually very nice, Mom.
[conversation in background]

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[mom] What?

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[inara] I said hell's actually..quite nice.
[mom] Oh?

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[inara] Nevermind.

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[mom laughs] I thought that was red...
[inara] Floating islands.

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[inara] But there's sunflowers...
[mom] Oh there's flowers!

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[inara] Yeah! I just warped to hell!
[mom giggles]

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[inara] It's kinda like Russia...but a little happier...
and a lot like Florida, but also happier...

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[mom laughs]

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[inara, urgently] I warped to Russia, and it was floating islands that were snowing!

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[bumping noises]


fallow reblogged inara

Facts

inara -

(It's about 4:20 AM where I live)


fallow -

ina i already told u

ur not a dnd elf u cant just meditate for 4 hours and call it good


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